January 2012
nananikki:
I mean if Jason DeRulo can get a record deal why can’t I?
I’m just gonna watch more modern family until its time to get ready for the dropping of the juevo
I’ve got a better chance of finding Waldo than a boyfriend
December 2011
ashley tisdale on the amanda show omg
goodnight tumblr
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
anonymously tell me what you think of me. →
i hate when i’m nice to people and they think i’m being fake, no i’m just nice, i’m only mean when i’m around carlin
youve got to be kidding me………
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Watchitsfuxinboomboom:
the-twilight—princess:
Mom walks in on her son jacking off
LMAO
omg wtf
Watchkingofthabitch:
gnarly:
noose:
holy fucking shit. they should both be famous, fuck nicki minaj.
chick in the purple could get it
goddamn
the guy that was looking at the girl in the purples ass the whole time
ive just been watching episodes of modern family all day omg how productive am i
durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied…
Well, Genetics my dear has tit fucked you,
tit fucked me, eye fucked me, eyeBROW fucked me, sideburn fucked me, mustache fucked me, feet fucked me, legs fucked me, nose fucked me
genetics is not my friend
durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied…
“All you need is a mouthful.” - L OH FUCKING L
lmfao thats easy for her to say she’s a D cup
