February 2012
im just going to bed now then night night
IM FUCKING BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND OH MY GOD
so ive watched cruel intentions 100000 times and i’m just now noticing the foreshadowing happening in the opening credits where they’re panning quickly over a cemetery and then you see sebastian driving idk maybe it’s coincidence
charcoalmink:
in fifth grade a girl named maggie made my friend vicky cry so at lunch i dumped a container of marinara sauce on maggie’s head and she started crying so then i said “i’m sorry” and walked away and came back with breadsticks and i placed them carefully on her head and i got sent home
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
my fucking job has me working another fucking double like i’m about to kill myself
suicidell:
what i want to be doing
making out
things im not doing
making out
Sarcasm and shit: hayyallee: durpledee: hayyallee:... →
hayyallee:
durpledee:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
I’ve basically realized why I usually don’t like sandwiches from Chick-Fil-A, I’ve learned its because of the buttered buns, they don’t toast them long enough for them to be crispy and it just taste strange to me so, Now I’ll…
if you really just want spicy meat and no buns you could always just ask for the spicy filet and they’ll...
durpledee:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
I’ve basically realized why I usually don’t like sandwiches from Chick-Fil-A, I’ve learned its because of the buttered buns, they don’t toast them long enough for them to be crispy and it just taste strange to me so, Now I’ll just be awkward and order my spicy chicken sandwiches with no bun..
or you could definitely say no butter………
NIGG-UHHHHH
i mean...
a haiku about school
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durpledee:
I’ve basically realized why I usually don’t like sandwiches from Chick-Fil-A, I’ve learned its because of the buttered buns, they don’t toast them long enough for them to be crispy and it just taste strange to me so, Now I’ll just be awkward and order my spicy chicken sandwiches with no bun..
or you could definitely say no butter………
durpledee:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
Allee does your job have the fish sandwiches and this foul ass cheese sauce too?
da fuq no
So Obviously the other one is better, Cause my mom said the fish sandwich was really good
as far as i know we dont have any fish sandwiches as of yet and do you mean the white american cheese sauce?
I dont even know possibly, it was...
durpledee:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
Allee does your job have the fish sandwiches and this foul ass cheese sauce too?
da fuq no
So Obviously the other one is better, Cause my mom said the fish sandwich was really good
as far as i know we dont have any fish sandwiches as of yet and do you mean the white american cheese sauce?
durpledee:
Allee does your job have the fish sandwiches and this foul ass cheese sauce too?
da fuq no